February 16, 2008

First kid on the block

Dscn3177I’ve never been the first kid on my block to own anything. But according to the folks at Saturn of Metairie, my wife and I are the first kids in the New Orleans area to own a Saturn Astra.  This little puppy is actually made in Belgium, and though I’m not acquainted with European cars, it feels and rides as I imagine a European car would. This car is for my wife; it replaces her 1997 Saturn SL1, which ran fine but, on the inside, looked every day of its 11 years. Me, I’ll continue driving my 2002 VUE. (Yes, we’re an unabashed Saturn family; have been since 1994.)

December 26, 2007

Proof that I used to be a good runner

Yesterday I noticed that our Christmas decorations did not include a manger scene. So with nothing much else to do, Suzanne (my wife) and I dug into the backroom closets in search of Jesus Mary & Joseph. We did not find the Holy Family. But we did find an old issue of Running Times, circa 1986, with an account of that year’s Barathon. I did quite well that year, coming in second at 35:19 despite some problems with navigation.

December 01, 2007

Another Christmas newsletter

Several years ago, when I started fooling with web sites, I decided to try doing an on-line Christmas newsletter. Two years ago, it occurred to me that a blog is the ideal platform for a Christmas newsletter. Not only can you save paper and postage by publishing on-line; you can also use the blog’s archive to save and present newsletters from past years. If you stay at it for several years, you end up with an interesting year-by-year biography, one that grows every year. And when you die, your obituary writer will have a lode of material to work with.

So anyway, here is the 2007 edition. The archives (labeled “Christmas Past”) actually go back to only 2005. But I salvaged some materials from years 2002 – 2004 and included them in the archive; the only drawback is that when you click on those years, the format changes.

November 09, 2007

Pleasant surprises

A few days ago at work, I noticed in someone’s office a large painting of Stevie Ray Vaughan. When I passed by that same office today, its occupant, Morris, was there. So I stopped and told Morris that I admired the painting. And Morris told me that he was the one who painted it.

Now I had no idea before I saw the painting a few days ago that Morris likes SRV’s music. And I had no idea that Morris is an artist until today, when he told me he painted the picture. Sometimes the more you know about someone next to you, the more interesting that someone becomes.

October 28, 2007

Memory meme

Here’s an interesting meme spotted on Lady of Silences: where where you 10, 20, 30, etc. years ago. The older you are, the more interesting it becomes.

10 years ago: 1997. I was an income partner at my prior law firm, about to become an equity partner. Other than that, very few of the externals have changed. I was married to the same woman I’m married to today, living in the same house in the same neighborhood. We attended church at the Poor Clare Monastery across the street.

Then again, in many ways New Orleans was quite different. The mayor was Marc Morial; the police chief was Richard Pennington; the D.A. was Harry Connick Sr. Crime was on the way down.

The Saints, coached by Mike Ditka and quarterbacked by Jim Everett, were a mediocre 6-10. As for my own athletics, I still weighed around 140 or 145 pound (today I’m 175 in birthday suit), and my string of consecutive top-500 Crescent City Classic finishes, begun in 1983, was still intact.

20 years ago:
1987. This was the Saints’ breakout year: coached by Jim Mora and quarterbacked by Bobby Hebert, the team went 12-3. I was a second-year nighttime law student at Loyola. My address was 501 Jefferson Avenue, at the corner of Tchoupitoulas, across Jefferson Avenue from what is now the Roly Poly sandwich shop; across Tchoupitoulas from what turned into the Riverside strip mall.

My day job was with Compu-Vend, a little company churning out specialized software for vending-machine accounting and management. The software was written in COBOL for PCs running DOS. The monitors were cathode-ray tubes; I don't know whether flat-panel displays had been invented yet, but I do know I never saw one in 1987. Apple’s MacIntosh was still fairly new; the ones I saw had black-and-white displays and a single 3½-inch floppy drive. Back then we thought of computers as tools for crunching numbers, not imagining that they would become a medium for communications or entertainment. The Internet existed, but I don’t remember whether I was aware of it; I do remember that it was inaccessible to normal people.  Occasionally we’d have one computer talk to another over the telephone by direct telephone call, except that the talking was done via a 28-K baud modem. Otherwise, the usual and most practical way to get information from one computer to another was to copy it to a floppy disk.

30 years ago: 1977. I was a Catholic seminarian, a member of the Congregation of the Mission (a.k.a. the Vincentians), in second year of college at St. Mary of the Barrens in Perryville, Missouri. I was at the beginning of a spiritual rebirth. I got involved with the charismatic renewal, which changed my religious experience from a mere belief system into something personal. Those are really poor words to describe what happened, but I don’t know of any better ones, so I’ll just say that the change is permanent.

I was celibate. Being celibate certainly focused my spirituality, but it also hindered my social growth. I had no idea how to relate to women, let alone to a woman. (Still haven’t figured that one out.) In fact, relating to anyone outside the seminary was difficult; I felt regarded as some sort of alien. They made us wear Roman collars, which I never felt comfortable in. Despite that, I was happy. Why — I can’t explain. I just know that I was at peace with myself and my world. I had no idea that in less than a year, I would feel impelled to leave.

40 years ago: 1967. I was 10 years old, living with my mother, brother, and two sisters in half a shotgun double on South Rocheblave Street, just off Calhoun. My mother made groceries by walking to the Calhoun Superette. The groceries would be delivered by bicycle — a big brown bicycle with big fat tires and a huge basket, even bigger than a paper boy’s bicycle basket. The bicycle was ridden and groceries delivered by a black guy dressed in white, who received a 25¢ tip from my mom. I think by this time, we were getting our milk at the Superette. Before that, milk (in glass bottles) would be delivered once or twice a week by the milk man.

I mentioned paper boys. Being a single-parent family, we had barely enough money to pay the bills. So if you were a boy who needed money, you’d get a paper route. My brother had a paper route, delivering the States-Item every afternoon (and the Times-Picayune on Sunday mornings) to 70 or so customers. I was too young to get a paper route, but sometimes I’d make a few dollars for myself by helping him or Arthur, our friend around the corner who also had a paper route.

New Orleans was struggling with integration. I remember that at our church (St. Rita, on Broad Place and Lowerline), the black people were still sitting in the back pews. This was twelve years after Rosa Parks refused to give up her bus seat for a white man.

The Saints were playing their first NFL season. A friend invited me to their game in Tulane Stadium against the Eagles. For the second time that season, the Saints returned the opening kickoff for a touchdown. (Their opening-day opening-kickoff return against the Rams was by John Gilliam; the one I saw was by Flea Roberts.) They ended up winning that game; it was the Saints’ first ever regular-season win. The stadium itself looked spectacular. I had been in it many nights watching the Tulane Green Wave, but this was daytime, and unlike the Tulane games, the stadium was jammed with people. I was wowed by the noise and the color.

50 years ago: 1957. I was a newborn living in Addison, New York, the son of the Episcopal priest and his wife. Of course I don’t remember anything about those days. I do know that just three days before I was born, the Soviets got the space race underway by putting Sputnik into orbit — the world’s first satellite.

Nobody tagged me for this meme, so I’m not going to tag anyone else. If you believe that knowing where you’ve been helps you figure out where you’re going, give it a try.

October 06, 2007

The third quarter

At 11:16 a.m. EST tomorrow (Oct. 7), I will have lived 50 years. That’s 18,262 days, or 438,288 hours, or 26,297,280 minutes, or 1,577,836,800 seconds, or 350 dog years. But who’s counting?

In terms of smaller numbers, I’m most likely well into the third quarter of life. Actually when I turned 35, I counted that birthday as my halfway party — as the scripture says, our span is 70 years, or 80 for those who are strong. But now I figure that even if I live to be 90, I’m five years past the midpoint. If I somehow live past 100 (unlikely), we’ll call every day past October 7, 2057 overtime, which would still make now the third quarter.

I’m also probably past the halfway point of my legal career. I was sworn in on October 5, 1990. So that’s 17 years down, and 15 to go if I retire at 65. If I hang around until age 67, then I’d be at exactly the halfway point now.

So I look back on what I’ve accomplished in these 50 years — and it’s not really all that much. Fortunately, accomplishment isn’t the point of this life thing. Actually accomplishment is an illusion — a sense of satisfaction over some past deed, it exists only in the mind. And when that mind passes away, so does accomplishment.

But the journey, ah, the journey has been long and interesting. It started in the Episcopal rectory in Addison, New York, and quickly detoured to a shotgun double in segregated but about to become integrated New Orleans. We were poor. By “poor,” I mean that breakfast often consisted of day-old donuts from Catholic Charities. We had rats under the house, and before we moved from that house, we sometimes chased rats out of the kitchen. The address was 6209 South Rocheblave, just off Calhoun Street. Since then, I’ve lived in Texas, California, Missouri, Ohio, and various addresses in the New Orleans area. Today I’m once again living just off of Calhoun Street — at 6227 Magazine, about 2½ miles from that shotgun double on South Rocheblave.

But the journey from there to here is not the most interesting part of the story — at least I hope not. It’s what’s yet to come ....

August 05, 2007

Stowing your hose

Dscn3161 No, this isn’t about what guys do before leaving the men’s room; I’m talking about your garden hose. I have one of those hose-holder things on the side of my house, and before today, I would stow my hose by coiling it round and round the hose-holder thing. The problem with that method is that it twisted the hose. So when I used the hose I would have to either untwist it (inconvenient) or put up with a kinky hose. Today I got a bright idea: why not stow the hose back-and-forth instead of round-and-round? That way, I don’t have to twist the hose to stow it, which means it won’t be all twisted when I use it.

July 11, 2007

Weird dream

We’ve all had weird dreams. I had a really weird one the other night. It may have been (prescription) drug-induced. I had hurt my back over the weekend, so in addition to my usual regimen, I took a pain pill and a muscle relaxer, and chased them with a generous helping of Dewars. Yes, I know it’s a bad idea to mix alcohol with those kinds of meds, but I figured I wasn’€™t going to be driving anywhere.

Anyway, getting back to the weird dream: it was a clash of TV shows. Clinton and Stacy from TLC’s What Not to Wear did one of their fashion interventions on A&E’€™s Dog the Bounty Hunter and his platinum-haired wife, Beth. In the dream, Beth was hostile to the idea of a fashion makeover. Dog, on the other hand, was receptive to the idea of clothes that would complement his personality while giving him a more updated and professional look—€”for instance, a black leather blazer.

Unfortunately, I woke up before Nick Arrojo got his hands on Dog’s and Beth’s hair. Whatever he might have come up with for Dog, I’m sure he would have saved Dog a fortune in hair gel.

April 23, 2007

Radio silence

As I reported four days ago, our interior storm damage is finally being repaired. Tomorrow the contractor starts working on the floors upstairs, a phase of the job that will last at least two days, maybe three. Which means that we can’t count on using anything upstairs for the next two to three days. And since our DSL connection is upstairs, this means no Internet access for a few days.

A minor inconvenience. When it’s finished, it’ll be better than before the storm. But meanwhile, we’ll be off line. And since the Jazz Fest starts on Friday, I may be pre-occupied for the first few days that we’re reconnected.

March 18, 2007

My visual DNA

If you’re in the mood for a little introspection, a little mirror-gazing perhaps, give this test a try. I gave it a try, and they nailed me. (Hat tip to Dave!)