Archie Manning’s gonads elected to Hall of Fame

CANTON, OHIO. Former New Orleans Saints quarterback Archie Manning’s gonads were selected for enshrinement today in the Pro Football Hall of Fame. The Manning gonads will join defensive end Fred Dean, cornerback Darrell Green, wide receiver Art Monk, cornerback Emmitt Thomas, linebacker Andre Tippett, and tackle Gary Zimmerman as the Class of 2008 enshrinees.

On hearing the news, Manning said, “I’m just so proud of both of them.”

The news spread quickly through the French Quarter, where joyous crowds celebrating Mardi Gras were already feeling little pain. Up and down Bourbon Street was heard the chant, “Go nads go! Go nads go!”