To soothe the savage breast

New Orleans CityBusiness reports this important item:

NEW ORLEANS - A traveling breast museum is scheduled to make a stop in New Orleans as part of a national tour to promote breast cancer awareness and raise funds for the disease.

The tour, “Jugs Across America,” involves a 53-foot semitrailer and museum featuring more than 100 “Jingle Jugs,” sets of plastic breasts painted by artists.

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The tour will be in New Orleans at 7:30 p.m. Monday at the Superdome, where the New Orleans Saints and Tennessee Titans are scheduled to play.

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A novelty product, Jingle Jugs are a replica of breasts mounted to a plaque. When activated, the breasts jiggle and play music or a prerecorded breast cancer message. Jingle Jugs can also record messages.

As we lawyers say, “res ipsa loquitur, baby.”