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November 18, 2006

Law v. Truth?

Fans of The X-Files will remember the show's tag line, "The truth is out there," shown on the screen at the end of the opening credits. A blogger named Anderson wanted to take that picture and alter it to read, "The law is out there." He asked his friend Jim if he could do something like that. Anderson describes Jim's reply as "a classic fusion of epistemology and Photoshop," and suggests that it "deserves to be better known." Indeed. To read it, click here or here.

November 17, 2006

Cats and dogs

A few days ago, Ernie "the Attorney" Svenson wrote about The Riot Life, a blog purportedly by a bulldog named Riot. Today, thanks to Law Dawg Blawg, I found Virtual Library Cat's Eye View, a blog purportedly by Ernie's almost namesake Ernster, the virtual library cat residing in the Hofstra Law School library. I must say that Ernster is a more prolific writer than Riot. But then Ernster is a virtual cat, while Riot is a real dog.

Top 25 censored news stories of 2007

Project Censored has posted its top 25 censored stories of 2007 — news that has escaped our attention while we were preoccupied with other things. Some headlines that caught my eye:

(Hat tip to Electronic Ephemera.)

November 14, 2006

Humanitarian aid isn't enough

Nick Kristof continues to remind us of what's going on in Darfur and Chad:

In diplomatic circles, the Sudanese government can be wonderfully polished as it scoffs at accusations of genocide and denounces calls for U.N. peacekeepers in Darfur.

In isolated villages, everything is more straightforward — like the men in Sudanese military uniforms who on Tuesday captured Abdullah Idris, a 27-year-old father of two, in the fields as he was farming. They tried to shoot him in the chest, but the gun misfired.

"So they beat him to the ground," explained Osman Omar, a nephew of Mr. Abdullah who was one of several neighbors who recounted the events in the same way. "And then they used their bayonets to gouge out his eyes."

Mr. Abdullah lay on his back on a hospital bed, his eye sockets swathed in bandages soaked in blood and pus. A sister sat on the floor beside him, crying; his wife and small children stood nearby, looking overwhelmed and bewildered. He was so traumatized in the incident that he has been unable to speak since, but he constantly reaches out to hold the hands of his family members.

Three men and two women were killed in that attack by the janjaweed, the militias of Arab nomads that have been slaughtering black African farmers for more than three years now. A 26-year-old woman was kidnapped, and nobody has seen her since.

The janjaweed even explained themselves to the people they were attacking. Survivors quoted them as shouting racial epithets against blacks and yelling, “We are going to kill you, and we are going to take your land.”

Mr. Abdullah’s eyes were gouged out as part of a wave of recent attacks here in southeastern Chad. Officials from the U.N. refugee agency counted at least 220 people killed in the last week in this area near Goz Beida.

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As I write this on my laptop, I’ve just returned from a long drive through abandoned countryside. The village of Tamajour was still smoldering after being burned by janjaweed attackers two days earlier.

I finally found some residents of Tamajour, clustered around the hospital of Goz Beida. Abdelkarim Zakaria, a 25-year-old man, lay in a bed with two bullets lodged in his back. Friends had carried him more than 20 miles to the hospital to save his life.

Outside the hospital, two old women from Tamajour lay on the ground, suffering from terrible burns. The women were too feeble to flee, and they said that the janjaweed fighters set fire to their huts even though they knew the women were inside. One woman, Gida Zakaria, who said she thought she was about 70, had a back that was just an ulcerating mass of raw flesh.

After more than three years of such brutality, it seems incredibly inadequate for the international community simply to hand out bandages when old women are roasted in their huts and young men have their eyes gouged out. What we need isn’t more bandages, but the will to stand up to genocide....

Don't let Congress and President Bush get away with offering platitudes and humanitarian aid. Someone needs to send in some troops. That someone should be the UN. If the UN fails, then NATO should intervene. If precedent is needed, then Serbia in 1999 is precedent. Every day that nothing happens is another day that people are brutalized.

November 13, 2006

Good news for Chuck Berry wannabes

Some engineers with the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation in Australia have invented a T-shirt that converts air-guitar playing into music. According to lead engineer Dr. Richard Helmer, "Our air guitar consists of a wearable sensor interface embedded in a conventional 'shirt' which uses custom software to map gestures with audio samples." The T-shirt recognizes and interprets arm movements and relays this wirelessly to a computer for audio generation.

November 12, 2006

Mississippi retorts

Numbskull Congressman Charles Rangel (D–NY) was quoted as saying, "Mississippi gets more than their fair share back in federal money, but who the hell wants to live in Mississippi?" Our neighbors across the Pearl respond with this bumper sticker. Unfortunately, since it's just a bumper sticker, they didn't have room for Jimmy Buffett (Pascagoula), Bo Diddley (McCombs), Jim Henson (Greenville), Walter Payton (Columbia), Muddy Waters (Rolling Fork), Eudora Welty (Jackson), Tennessee Williams (Columbus), ... (Hat tip to Southern Appeal.)

November 11, 2006

Sooner or later ...

The video is so-so, but the song, by Johnny Cash, is powerful.

November 10, 2006

Today's best one-liner

So why did Chris Rose almost win a Pulitzer? Some say it was because of his first-person account of New Orleans' post-Katrina trauma. I think it was because he has the talent to come up with gems like this one: Writing about Britney Spears, he says, "She is the girl who put the 'ho' back in Tangipahoa."

Perhaps the world's greatest garage band

Neil Young and Crazy Horse were once admiringly described as the third-best garage band in the world. My vote for the top spot goes to the Black Keys. This evening, on the drive home, I pulled out their classic Thickfreakness and gave my ears a workout. This has to be the most ass-kicking record that two guys ever recorded. If you like your music primitive and honest, you'll dig this record, and everything else these two guys have done.

And here's a blogger's bonus: In putting together this post, I discovered that the Black Keys have released a new album. You can hear samples by clicking here, then clicking on the reel-to-reel tape recorder.

November 09, 2006

"Happy days are here again."

Well, okay, maybe not. Still, where politics are concerned, I haven't had this much reason to smile since Election Day 14 years ago.