I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Last summer before Katrina, Ernie Svenson showed me a copy of his favorite periodical, Modern Drunkard Magazine. I was reminded of the magazine when Ernie posted something about it the other day, including a link to the MDM web site. The site includes a page titled Wino Wisdom, which is close enough to "Minor Wisdom" that I thought I should study it. I found an item there, quoted below, that reminded me of something I wrote last month — I must say the drunk's quotation is pithier than my writing:

The optimist sees the glass half full. The pessimist sees the glass half empty. The drunk says, "Are you gonna drink that?"

Robert G. eschewing the philosophical for the practical.

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[Albert]

Don't forget, The glass is twice as large as it needs to be.