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October 24, 2005

Mind your thats and whiches

If you ever write a brief for the U.S. Fourth Circuit, you'd better know the difference between restrictive and nonrestrictive adjective clauses, i.e., a clause modifying a noun and starting with that or which. And you'd better punctuate correctly. Your brief might be read by Judge William B. Traxler, Jr., who, as a district judge, wrote the following criticism of Congress's usage and punctuation in a provision of CERCLA (Coomprehensive Environmental Response, Compensation, and Liability Act):

Section 9607(a)(4) provides: "from which there is a release, or a threatened release which causes the incurrence of response costs, of a hazardous substance, shall be liable ..." The punctuation and grammar of this section affect the issue of causation. The perennial distinction between "that" and "which," along with the concomitant punctuation of the type of clauses these words introduce, presents more than idle speculation. A restrictive clause modifies a sentence differently from an identically-phrased nonrestrictive clause. A restrictive clause identifies a subset of the object described and directs the meaning of the sentence to that subset. A nonrestrictive clause, however, modifies the entire set as already described. Nonrestrictive clauses must be set off by commas, while restrictive clauses must not be set off by commas. "That" cannot be used to introduce a nonrestrictive clause; conversely, "which" should not be used to introduce a restrictive clause. Since "which" and not "that" is used in § 9607(a)(4), the implication is that the clause is nonrestrictive. This, of course, means that a "threatened release" is subject to the causation requirement because the causation clause of the statute is introduced by "which." Although seemingly academic, the distinction is genuine. The problem with § 9607(a)(4), however, is complicated by the fact that the causation clause does not follow a comma:  the lack of a comma suggests that the modifying clause is restrictive; the word "which" suggests that the clause is nonrestrictive. This distinction reflects CERCLA's inherent ambiguity. "Which causes" as opposed to "that causes," particularly when coupled with punctuation errors, results in uncertainty as to whether liability exists from a release without the incurrence of response costs. See generally H. Ramsey Fowler, The Little, Brown Handbook 601 (3d ed. 1986). The court, however, need not attempt to reconcile this legislative nightmare because the Plaintiffs in the present action have not demonstrated consistency with the NCP, which proves fatal to their action.

Rhodes v. County of Darlington, South Carolina, 833 F. Supp. 1163, 1191 n.18 (D.S.C. 1992).

If great literary works had been written by lawyers, ...

... they might have turned out like these. Or these.

October 23, 2005

Where they died

Katrina's Louisiana death toll stands at 1,056, including 700+ in New Orleans. Two months ago, such numbers were unimaginable. A map on the front page of today's Times-Picayune (PDF) shows that no New Orleans neighborhood was spared. The HTML version of the story is here.

October 21, 2005

The forgotten crisis

Reuters reports:

LONDON, Oct 21 (Reuters) - The world has just weeks to help restore peace in Sudan's Darfur region or risk watching it slide back into civil war with repercussions for the whole region, U.N. refugee chief Antonio Guterres said on Friday.

A patchy ceasefire was falling apart as the two main rebel groups began to disintegrate, an African Union (AU) peace force was hopelessly undermanned, under-equipped and under-funded and the world appeared to have lost interest, he said.

"Everything is getting out of control. This is happening on both sides," Guterres, the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR), told Reuters. "The crucial moment is from now to the end of the year." "We are close to a moment in which a new major tragedy might  occur in Darfur."

What should the world do?

[Guterres] urged the United Nations, the European Union and other major international players like China to refocus their efforts to reinvigorate the peace talks and give the 6,000-strong AU force the ability to operate effectively.

"The engagement of the international community is absolutely crucial," he said. "Darfur became a forgotten crisis."

The disappearing pink dots

If you're looking for an ice-cool kinetic optical illusion, here it is. (Hat tip to Matt Homann.)

Good Hands

Today's Daily Dig is worth remembering when the world seems turned upside down:

The thought that the affairs of the world, like those of the stars, are in God's hands—and therefore in good hands—apart from being actually true, is something that should give great satisfaction to anyone who looks to the future with hope. It should be the source of faith, joyful hope, and, above all, of deep peace. What have I to fear if everything is guided and sustained by God? Why get so worried, as if the world were in the hands of me and my fellow men? And yet it is so difficult to hold onto faith...
—Carlo Carretto

October 20, 2005

Spotlight on Darfur 2

Live From the FDNF brings us Spotlight on Darfur 2, a collection of Darfur-related links. Good stuff. Please read.

October 19, 2005

Thanks God for ... Arizona?

It seems that Louisiana is only the sixth dumbest state in the U.S. To find out which five states are dumber than Louisiana, read this. (Thanks, Richard.)

Broken1

Broken houses and broken homes.
Broken city with a broken Dome.
Broken busses and broken cars.
Broken restaurants and broken bars.
Broken things make you want to give up hoping.
Everything is broken.

Broken windows and broken floors.
Broken walls and broken doors.
Broken hammers and broken saws.
Broken rules and broken laws.
So much broken, make you wish that you were joking.
Everything is broken.

Everytime you think, hope, and pray,
You find something else that got blown away.

Broken oaks and broken pines.
Broken streetcars and broken lines.
Broken people who can no longer cope.
Broken people with broken hope.
Broken levees left the whole damned city soaking.
Everything is broken.

Broken tables and broken chairs.
Broken hallways and broken stairs.
Broken pipes with broken seams.
Broken Street of broken Dreams.
Garbage everywhere, the smell will leave you choking.
Everything is broken.

Families broken up with nowhere to live.
Nothing left to carry, nothing left to give.

Broken TVs and DVDs.
Broken lightposts and broken trees.
Broken pictures with broken frames.
Broken mem'ries, ain't that a shame.
I ain't lying, Jack, I ain't joking.
Everything is broken.

Broken worksheds and broken tools.
Broken churches, broken schools.
Broken dishes and broken bowls.
Broken hearts and broken souls.
Broken prayers that can barely be spoken.
Everything is broken.

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1 With apologies to Bob Dylan, whose song, Everything is Broken, is the basis for this Katrina-related entry. Dylan's song is on Oh Mercy, which—coincidentally—was recorded in New Orleans.

October 17, 2005

A brilliant oxymoron

Today I spotted a brilliant oxymoron.1 First, let's clear up what an oxymoron is. Several months ago, a thoughtful reader corrected my misuse of the term oxymoron. I had used the word to describe an inadvertent contradiction in terms. But according to Wikipedia:

An oxymoron (plural "oxymora") (noun) is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms (e.g. "anarchy rules"). Oxymoron is a Greek term derived from the adjectives oxys ("sharp, keen") and moros ("blunt, dull"). Oxymora are a proper subset of the expressions called contradiction in terms. What distinguishes oxymora from other paradoxes and contradictions is that they are used intentionally, for rhetorical effect, and the contradiction is only apparent, as the combination of terms provides a novel expression of some concept.

The most common form of oxymoron involves an adjectivenoun combination. For example, the following line from Tennyson's Idylls of the King contains two oxymora:

"And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true"

Now that we all know what an oxymoron is, check out Jim Kuntsler's brilliant use of one in today's installment of Clusterfuck Nation. In the process of faulting the New York Times, Jim writes:

The Times brings its usual magisterial lack of critical thinking to the subject.

I love that! The OED definition of magisterial is "[o]f, relating to, designating, or befitting a master, teacher, or other person qualified to speak with authority; masterly, authoritative, commanding." The contradiction between magisterial and lack of critical thinking is an oxymoron. Also, magisterial sounds like majesty, and the idea of a majestic lack of critical thinking makes me laugh. So Jim's oxymoron works on two levels.

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1 And no, "brilliant oxymoron" is not an oxymoron.