Warning: Aunt Esther in car

While doing some, er, legal research,¹ I happened upon this Snope.com page, which includes a link to an audio file. It's almost as funny as the Armageddon thing. The premise: a guy, late for work, calls his boss while commuting and starts to leave a voice mail. In the middle of the recording, he sees and describes in real time (supposedly) a fender-bender—and the hilarious stuff that follows. Snopes hasn't figured out whether this recording is on the level, but regardless, it made me cry from laughing.

Speaking of Armageddon, if you haven't heard it before (or if you want to hear it one more time), listen to this (RealPlayer required).

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¹I was looking for an attribution for the adage, "You can't beat a station wagon full of nuns."