12 May 2008

Grammar: Something white people like

If you read this blog, then you may be more Caucasian than you care to admit. It seems that number 99 on the list of stuff white people like is grammar. Why?

White people love rules. It explains why so they get upset when people cut in line, why they tip so religiously and why they become lawyers. But without a doubt, the rule system that white people love the most is grammar. It is in their blood not only to use perfect grammar but also to spend significant portions of time pointing out the errors of others.

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If you wish to gain the respect of a white person, it’s probably a good idea that you find an obscure and debated grammar rule such as the “Oxford Comma” and take a firm stance on what you believe is correct. This is seen as more productive and forward thinking that simply stating your anger at the improper use of “it’s.”

08 May 2008

Q&A with Justice Scalia

C-Span Q&A has posted the transcript of an interview with Justice Antonin Scalia by Brian Lamb. It includes some of Justice Scalia’s thoughts about legal writing and oral argument. (Hat tip to Legal Writing Prof Blog.)

06 May 2008

The glamour of grammar

Roy Peter Clark, author of Writing Tools, is beginning The Glamour of Grammar, a twice-weekly series of blog posts to eventually be transformed into a book. Writing Tools started out the same way, so TGOG has the burden of living up to high expectations. To monitor Roy’s work in progress and to contribute constructive criticism along the way, check Roy’s blog every Tuesday and Thursday until further notice.

14 April 2008

Unless, of course, you like powdered wigs

Ken Davis has some business-writing advice particularly appropriate for legal writers. The headline: Lose the powdered wig. Go have a look; it won’t take long.

03 April 2008

Tactical choices in briefwriting

Mark Herrmann has an interesting post at Drug and Device Law about tactical choices in briefwriting. His point: Every choice has its potential benefits and potential risks. Reasonable tacticians may disagree on the best choice. Sometimes the best choice doesn’t work out.

To set the stage: A drug manufacturer, defendant in a state-court class action, is alleged to have promoted its brand-name drug for off-label uses, i.e. uses not approved by the FDA. The manufacturer filed a motion for summary judgment seeking to dismiss claims based on use of generic versions of the drug that the manufacturer did not make or sell. There is no caselaw from the forum state addressing the issue, but there is abundant and unanimous caselaw from outside the forum state—including the federal circuit encompassing the state—holding that the manufacturer cannot be held liable for claims arising from use of generic drugs not manufactured by the defendant. If you’re writing the brief for the manufacturer, what do you do? Herrmann sees two choices:

  1. File a short, sweet, 5- or 10-pager, citing all the cases that say the manufacturer should win, and then shut up. After all, judges always say that they prefer shorter briefs.
  2. “[L]et the thunder roar.” Cite all those cases, but buttress them with policy arguments and maybe analogical reasoning showing that all this foreign caselaw accords with the forum state’s law.

Either choice is reasonable. Herrmann thinks that the manufacturer may have gone with option # 1. If it did, this time shorter was not better. The judge rendered a scathing decision denying the manufacturer’s motion, featuring a 4½ page block quote from a criminal bill of information, to which the manufacturer pleaded guilty.

I haven’t read any of the briefs in the case, so I have no idea what tactical choices the lawyers made in writing them. But the judge’s opinion provides a clue that the parties’ issue statements may have been crucial, and that the judge adopted the plaintiffs’ issue statement. Here’s an excerpt from page 12 of the opinion:

Plaintiffs claim that defendants ... intentionally manipulated the consensus of medical opinion in America so that doctors came to believe that Gabapentin was a suitable drug for uses which had never been approved by the FDA.... Plaintiffs claim defendants did this when they had a statutorily imposed monopoly on the sale of Gabapentin and that the fruits of this illegal activity resulted in a continuing loss to class members after their monopoly had ceased. The question presented by this Motion for Partial Summary Judgment is whether this loss is compensable as to class members who purchases the generic equivalent of Gabapentin after the defendant’s monopoly had ceased if these allegations are eventually proven at trial.

The legal question presented by this Motion for Partial Summary Judgment is whether under Pennsylvania Law, a drug company which negligently or intentionally perpetrates a fraud upon the medical community may be held responsible for sums paid to other drug manufacturers because of their misrepresentations....

The lesson here may not be brevity versus “letting the thunder roar,” but the importance of framing the issue in a favorable way, to persuade the judge to adopt your statement of the issue.

12 March 2008

The world’s hardest English vocabulary test

If you’d like to succeed William F. Buckley Jr., find out whether you’re up to the task by taking Brad Schorr’s World’s Hardest Vocabulary Test. Brad lists 57 words and will give you an A+ if you know 20 of them. Good luck, and prepare to be humbled.

05 March 2008

Footnotes in drafts

Evan Schaeffer provides an interesting suggestion for recording notes to himself in a draft: Drop a footnote, “to add a note to [your]self about questions or revisions, or as a placeholder for a digression that can later be moved to another point in the brief.”

Back to school

Here are some excellent tips on revision by the SAGES Peer Writing Crew, a group of undergraduate writing tutors at Case Western Reserve University. Though these tips were written for undergrads, they work equally well for lawyers and others who write for a living.

02 March 2008

Orwell on ethos (or lack thereof)

“The great enemy of clear language is insincerity. When there is a gap between one’s real and one’s declared aims, one turns as it were instinctively to long words and exhausted idioms, like a cuttlefish spurting out ink.”

George Orwell, Politics and the English Language. (Hat tip to Ed.)

The corollary: When you turn to long word and exhausted idioms, the reader suspects a gap between your real and your declared aims.

01 March 2008

Watch this

Bryan Garner has interviewed eight of the current U.S. Supreme Court justices, seeking their views on legal writing. Now LawProse has uploaded videos of those interviews on one web page. Watch and learn. (Hat-tip trail: Simple Justice, via Underdog.)